Hi Friends! I'm back. Did you miss me?
I have had an online date and talked to a couple people so I thought you might enjoy this story:
So there is this guy named Dave who sent me a message on the dating site. He went on and on about how beautiful I am in the first email, complete with "xoxoxo"'s. I thought that was a little extreme. I mean, I think I am good looking but let's not get carried away. So since he was attractive and I hadn't gone on a date in like a month, I thought I'd give him my number. Low and behold, ten seconds after I send my number he calls me and leaves a desperate sounding message. When I didn't answer, he sent me a text saying, "I called you, call me back." WHAT. THE. FUCK. So anyway, I did call him back because now I am curious about how crazy he is. (I am a therapist and I work with crazy people so this stuff facinates me... lol) Anywho, I call him and he literally doesnt say anything. So I ask him a bunch of questions about himself. He gladly talks all about himself. So I decide to stop asking him questions... and the line goes silent. I say... is there anything you want to know about me? Silence... He says "ummm... I don't know... I'm not good at this stuff..." (NOT GOOD AT ASKING SOMEONE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEMSELVES? AFTER I ASKED HIM THINGS HE COULD HAVE SIMPLY SAID... HOW ABOUT YOU?!) So his "question" he comes up with is... "you are 25 right? (and before I get a chance to answer) he says... because I usually don't date girls as young as you but I'll give you this opportunity" (I WISH I COULD MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS). So then he tells me he used to be a cocaine addict. (changed the subject back to himself). So I decide to hang up and I say "it was nice to talk to you" and he gets defensive and says "what, you dont want to talk to me again?!?!?!" i said no that's not the case, so he proceeds to call me and text me the whole next day and then leaves me a voicemail saying "WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING ME BACK?" so i text him saying i'm sick and he sends me an email saying "I WISH YOU JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED INSTEAD OF PLAYING AROUND". WOWWWW what a psycho!
I'll tell you about my date soon. Gotta go to work. Gross!
